pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

wolantis:

(+18)
nitrqin:

 
  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
  • is-it-a-hi-or-a-hey:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE FOUND

    ghore:

    I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

    i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them